I Want to Tell You...

I want to speak to you in a British accent and tell you I just moved here from England. I want to tell you that I own a pastry shop and I bake delicious goodies all day long. That I am a magnificent artist. I'm a well known author of several books. I was kidnapped by trolls.
 I would love to tell you that I went on an adventure through the jungle and was nearly devoured by a clouded leopard. I discovered valuable treasure hidden beneath my house. I've read all the classic literature there is.  And all of the Jane Austen books. I've been to all of the states in the U.S. I've solved world hunger. I had lunch with Emma Watson. I would love to tell you that I have a library in my house. That I decorate wedding cakes. That I've been scuba diving. Or that I found a secret garden.
 I want to tell you that I know who my Prince Charming is and that he's swept me off my feet. That I am really smart and I know absolutely everything. Or that I've been to 10 different countries and I've seen rare and exotic things. That I've ridden on the back of a whale.
I want to tell you that I've traveled the world and I've seen and learned so much. That I have a mountain of cupcakes on my table. I have an owl for a pet. I go to Hogwarts. I want to tell you that none of this is true.
I want to tell you, but I can't.

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